As a P Plater who owns an MR2, this offends me.

If I go by what the media implies, its only a matter of time until I myself rams threw a group of pedestrians.

That's convenient information, I'll be sure to aim for people I don't like and leave the attractive females aged between 17 and 25 alone.

I wonder how good sympathy 'I just ran over eight people, one of which is your now ex-boyfriend' sex will be?

I'm surprised the headline doesn't read ...
Youth Speeding On Foot Collides With Stationary Police Car
...followed by an article calling for pedestrian speed cameras.