Haha... It would look funny, mechanics climbing in and out through the passenger side.
Ok - got a few more ideas. Can you hear the dock lock if you lock it? If not, then it is stuck on locked... And you'll need a locksmith.
But try opening and holding both inside and outside handles (need someone else to help) and try pushing on the door... Mechanism may be just stuck.
If you need any door parts let me know as I have a spare door, and you can have any parts off it for pretty much the postage of them... Im never going to use them.