2012/06/05 02:24:30
Highlander
A Girl, a Car and a Mattress: (Not what you think!) A girl ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway, and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving. It caught on the undercarriage of her Holden. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in the fuel tank. The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought her vehicle to its knees. She had managed to drive 50 kms, with a 25kg tangle of “stuff” wrapped around her drive shaft. She had it towed to her Holden dealership, and complained that the vehicle had a 'sort of a noise' when she was driving at high speeds. Below are the photos of what they found at her Holden Dealership.................... "Sort of a noise" -- I'll bet it did! They still can't believe their eyes and are still wondering how to remove it!
 
http://i1020.photobucket....gee541/mattresspic.jpg
 
(From the Noosa Classic Car Club)
2012/06/05 05:02:49
MRVirgin
I love these ones.
 
Here's Mustang guy
http://mustangforums.com/...one-with-this-car.html
 
Welded diff guy
http://www.pirate4x4.com/...howthread.php?t=763645
 
Pickup truck with rusted chassis

 
 
Surok vs the world on JDMST
http://forum.jdmstyletuni...ness-to-firewall/page3
2012/06/05 06:59:58
Eric
Oh my god that was the best read ive had for a while! the harness thing is just a joke, and the welded "diff" was just hillarious

Thankyou good sir :P 
2012/06/05 21:40:17
kameleon
I have seen some shockers come into the dealer but nothing like that!
2012/06/06 09:17:04
Joel
That Mustang forum doesn't know the meaning of troll. I laughed at them not the guy.
2012/06/06 10:02:02
Highlander
Actually I have a real life experience similar to the Mustang story. It was back in the 1960s when I was at Uni, I had a weekend job as the driveway manager of a very busy service station. No self service here. Drive way attendants filling your car, checking your oil and tyres and fuel was around 9 cents per litre.
 
Driveway attendants were not always the most qualified and were usually 14-15 year old school kids picking up some extra pocket money.
 
I worked the rosters and the cash register. Customers stayed in their cars and the attendants provde the service, brought the cash to the register, and then took the change back out to the customer, still comfortably seated in their car.
 
On one occasion an attendant came in and said $3 for petrol and from memory, 12 pints ( around 7 litres) of oil. The attendant and the owner between them had checked the oil by looking in the filler cap and then adding oil until they could dip their finger in it. After all, the customer had said "Could you check my oil and fill it up please".
 
Luckily for us and the owner, I was awake on the day and we pushed the car onto the hoist in the workshop (most service stations had workshops and not convenience stores back then) and the oil was dropped out and refilled to the correct level,the customer charged for one pint of oil and sent happily on their way.
2012/06/07 00:02:30
karnage
MRVirgin

Here's Mustang guy
http://mustangforums.com/...one-with-this-car.html


 
Wait, what wrong with flushing out BAD oil with a hose? what else are you meant to use?

The stupidity of others never ceases to amaze me.
2012/06/07 00:53:20
DieNzz2
lol
2012/06/07 18:42:10
Joel
Highlander

Actually I have a real life experience similar to the Mustang story. It was back in the 1960s when I was at Uni, I had a weekend job as the driveway manager of a very busy service station. No self service here. Drive way attendants filling your car, checking your oil and tyres and fuel was around 9 cents per litre.

Driveway attendants were not always the most qualified and were usually 14-15 year old school kids picking up some extra pocket money.

I worked the rosters and the cash register. Customers stayed in their cars and the attendants provde the service, brought the cash to the register, and then took the change back out to the customer, still comfortably seated in their car.

On one occasion an attendant came in and said $3 for petrol and from memory, 12 pints ( around 7 litres) of oil. The attendant and the owner between them had checked the oil by looking in the filler cap and then adding oil until they could dip their finger in it. After all, the customer had said "Could you check my oil and fill it up please".

Luckily for us and the owner, I was awake on the day and we pushed the car onto the hoist in the workshop (most service stations had workshops and not convenience stores back then) and the oil was dropped out and refilled to the correct level,the customer charged for one pint of oil and sent happily on their way.

My uncle did the same thing. They live in QLD and know nothing about cars so whenever they are down or we are up there dad checks the car for them. He told them that it needed a top up on oil. So my uncle went out and filled it up till he could see it.
2012/06/08 03:33:17
Tree
Ahh great time killing stuff. Welded and mustang guy cracked me up hard!
 
 
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