Im confused. I'm sitting in a booth at bungalow 8 right now, got a blonde to the left of me who is shall we say mildly inebriated and very interested in my vital statistics and measurements. Yet I'm still on here. She is trying to tell me how she had to get her cat put down when she was young and how much of a traumatic experience it was yet I'm more interested in brake upgrade posts on this forum. Earlier she asked that old favourite " who did you come here with?" and I nearly missed it because I was on here looking for some bigger injectors? What the f**k is wrong with me? I can guarantee you this bird could be trying to show me her cash and prizes but if I'm on here looking for good settings for my coilovers I'm going to miss it. One word people: Confused.

**** me sideways, wanna swap places?
 

Believe me. You don't want to be here. This bird is a fruitcake. Only reason I'm speaking to her is that I'm running interference for a mate who is tuning up this birds friend.

Sounds like you answered your own question, chicks a freak hence avoid, not snog or marry material.

Even fruitcakes have their purpose. Problem is that they are the majority these days. 10 years back you had a 5 to 1 normal to crazy bitch ratio. Now it's completely the opposite 5 fruitcakes to 1 normal girl. Crazy women are just the norm. We all have to make do. Like my old dad says: when the world gives you lemons, make lemonade.

You know you want to! haha ;)

Maybe you just have higher morals/sense than you give yourself credit for.

I'm not burdened by high morals or common sense. They went by the wayside years ago. Maybe this is all just a sign of me getting a little bit older and wiser.

Rizo

Even fruitcakes have their purpose. Problem is that they are the majority these days. 10 years back you had a 5 to 1 normal to crazy bitch ratio. Now it's completely the opposite 5 fruitcakes to 1 normal girl. Crazy women are just the norm. We all have to make do. Like my old dad says: when the world gives you lemons, make lemonade.

 
I like your old dad

I like just_ace's comments. He seems to be the guy to ask questions with if I ever have any relationship problems/dilemmas lol