Ok update...
With the help of foul language and kicking jack stands I was able to take out the thermostat and put it back in. Def 2 person job lol. It was tested by boiling in a pot as usual and the thermostat opened up towards the boiling temp (82 C). Valve lift was checked and it was 10mm as specified. So thermostat is doing it's job. I attached a photo of it for those curious about the brand.
Next I blasted the filler neck without the thermostat to clean the engine block only essentially, but I realised because I took the oil dipstick guide out to get the thermostat out, the oil dipstick guide receiver/holder was kinda left open so I don't know if water got into the oil system

. The manifold shield however should have kept the water out, but I was too busy blasting the filler neck with ruthlessness...
Anyways refill/bled system as usual, took it for a drive and to my disappointment the engine began to overheat again. Radiator cold once again. This time however I smelt something burnt and when I popped the engine lid there was smoke coming out from the manifold!!!

Temp gauge was only above middle for very few seconds. It wasn't like crazy smoke, but definitely noticeable even on today's sunny afternoon. I really hope the HG is okay...
At this point I've given up and gonna give the car to that special place in Richmond. There must be something blocking the coolant to flow from thermostat to radiator. Or water system plumbing was ****ed over by the fitter.
I guess it wasn't a full waste of time learning how to change the thermostat.